In the ranks of college basketball, Duke is like something scraped off a shoe. It’s like a nasty virus you catch from a door handle at a public toilet.
No team is as uniquely hated as those smug, entitled, floor-slapping, fist-pumping, insufferable Blue Devils. The loathing has almost reached the level of a religion. Christian Laettner is a punk. Amen. The Cameron Crazies are obnoxious. The Plumlees are three times worthless. Coach K is a jerk. Kumbaya.
The team is dogged by an intense hatred that no other team can match — and for good reason. Millions of basketball fans around the world are not imagining thing. Duke really is evil, and within these pages, Tucker and Bagwell show readers exactly why Duke deserves to be so detested. They bruise and batter the Blue Devils with fact after fact, story after story, statistic after statistic. They build an airtight case that could stand up in a court of law.
So sit back, force someone poorer than you to do your work in true Duke fashion, and crack open the ultimate guide to Duke suckitude.
You can buy it in January at your local bookstore, or at Amazon.com or barnesandnoble.com.
Wow. You wrote an entire book about Duke suckage? Could have saved a wad of time, energy and money by only printing the dust cover. Kinda says it all, eh?